The Green Goblin

The Green Goblin

Yield: 1
Prep Time: 2 minutes
Total Time: 2 minutes

The Green Goblin is our unique concoction. We needed more green in our lives, because the world is changing - and this color might just be the reason! Did you know Green wasn't even a color beyond a few hundred years ago? It was just a shade of blue!


  • 1.5 Parts Vodka
  • 1.5 Parts Coconut Rum
  • 2 Parts Midori Melon Liquor
  • One Squeeze of Lemon (or 0.5 parts)
  • One Squeeze of Lime (or 0.5 parts)
  • Top with Soda Water.  You can substitute 7up or Ginger Ale as well, with sweeter results.


  1. In the small cup of your Boston Shaker, add Ugly Ice, Vodka, Rum, Midori, Lemon, and Lime.
  2. Shake like you really mean it.
  3. Pour over fresh, "Pretty Ice" in Collins glass, or hurricane glass, or plastic if your chemistry set isn't up to ACME standards.
  4. Top with Soda.
  5. Optionally, you can garnish with one lemon and one lime wheel. We chose to have ours naked.


Don't forget! Green is good! Science is good! The world is round; Epstein did not kill himself; the cake really was a lie!
Drink responsibly. Or at least semi-responsibly.